Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.
I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.
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me: yuck that tasted like shit
some kid: how do you know what shit tastes like lol
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
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carpenters go to boarding school
wow wood you believe that?!
I saw what you did there
thank you for ur contribution
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