Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
Seeing a reccomended post on your dash
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???
this was definitely my fav scene from tfios
Strange cloud in Kherson region, Ukraine (near Donetsk region where #MH17 was downed).
"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"
the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American